THINGS I HOPE ARE TRUE ABOUT CRIMSON PEAK

  1. We get to see Tom Hiddleston's butt
  2. We get to see Tom Hiddleston cry in a beautiful and majestic way
  3. We get to be scared but not TOO scared
  4. There's a scary Victorian curse
  5. There is no sexism bs that makes it hard for me to enjoy the movie
  6. Halloween costume ideas
  7. A sick villain / ghost story
  8. Tom Hiddleston's little Tom is probably too much to hope for, but I will hope anyways.