1. Reasons I didn't just go ask the mask store if someone had been there recently first
  2. Unlikely outfit color combos that actually look great
  3. Fifth wheeling while on the job
  4. Scariest ghosts that turned out not to be real
  5. How to make a van feel more like home
  6. Synonyms for "meddling" more people should know
  7. Why I like working with people who are all stupider than me
  8. What I keep hidden in my turtleneck besides knives
  9. The secret devil who lives inside my friend's dog allows him to talk
  10. Did you know I actually am three schnauzers on top of each other in a turtleneck?
  11. "Jinkies" actually means "fuck you" in Latin