WORST EMOJIS FOR SEXTING
- •👥"Hey...Wow!... I never do this but I saw your pic and had to message you....Your gorgeous!"
- •👣Two people were fucking on a beach but only one set of footprints, etc etc, God was carrying them
- •🐾Same but with dogs
- •🐽Supposed to be a pig snout, I think? Just no good way for this to be a double entendre.
- •🌊Hiroshige prints are not sexy; they are serious art
- •🚊🚉🚝🚋🚂🚞🚈🚇🚆🚅All of these repetitive transportation emojis are bullshit.
- •🏂No sports emojis. Don't make me think about sports.
- •💻Desktop computers are not sexy
- •🕥If you make a "sexy time" joke I swear to God