THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME IN 2015

The world doesn't revolve around me. But this list does!
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    Discovered List App.
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    Quit my lame ass job and started a completely new career (for way less money).
    Am now "a creative." I have no clue what I'm doing but it's fun!
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    Skied through this fence.
    Oops!
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    Experienced my mom having her first manic psychotic episode.
    Far less glam than movies would lead you to believe.
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    Ate a lot of good food.
    Duh so did everybody.
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    Got married.
    Curveball!
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    Let my dad cry to me a lot.
    Weird but ok. Got even closer to my family in general.
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    Dog got even cuter.
    Fine he's always been that cute I just wanted to show you my dog.
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    Two best friends got pregnant.
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    Started going by a different last name.
    No, it's not legal yet and yes, it's synonymous with "penis."
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    Became a Crossfitter.
    I know, I know. But I prob wouldn't have made it through the year if I hadn't forced myself to lift things up and put them down on the reg.
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    Realized this year has been pretty bananas.
    And it's not over yet! 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌