Signs That I Am Definitely Going to Be Sick During Christmas Vacation

  1. 1.
    My eyes hurt.
  2. 2.
    My ears hurt.
  3. 3.
    My throat hurts.
  4. 4.
    I have that weird ache behind my eyes that goes away after a night's sleep but just...lingers...after 3PM.
  5. 5.
    I am legitimately excited to get a b-12 complex shot and an "immunity" shot delivered by a strapping male nurse on Saturday morning.
  6. 6.
    I am dreaming of citrus, sriracha, and broth.
  7. 7.
    Every time my boyfriend asks me what I want for dinner, the answer is "spicy Thai soup," or "wasabi."