Signs That I Am Definitely Going to Be Sick During Christmas Vacation
- •My eyes hurt.
- •My ears hurt.
- •My throat hurts.
- •I have that weird ache behind my eyes that goes away after a night's sleep but just...lingers...after 3PM.
- •I am legitimately excited to get a b-12 complex shot and an "immunity" shot delivered by a strapping male nurse on Saturday morning.
- •I am dreaming of citrus, sriracha, and broth.
- •Every time my boyfriend asks me what I want for dinner, the answer is "spicy Thai soup," or "wasabi."