HOW I PLAN TO STAY AWAKE ALL DAY TOMORROW

  1. Witness a bad traffic accident on my way to school.. Should keep me on edge for a solid 12 hours
  2. Take 2 aspirin-caffeine pills with a shot of espresso...just to see what happens
  3. Stay super cold all day.. Can't fall asleep in class with frigid nipples
  4. Convince myself that if I fall asleep in public someone will come by and slit my throat
  5. Don't stay awake.. Find doppelgänger instead. Let them take midterm for me while I sleep in my car then maybe wake up to play a round of Go Fish with 'em.