TEXTS I'VE SENT TO CAROLINE THIS MONTH
- •"I don't want to alarm you but I think I might be a reincarnation of Kierkegaard"
- •"John has the same glasses as my dad so he's MINE"
- •"like should we start a dating app for tennis players called Love Match"
- •"I don't want to be dramatic but this country club is my white whale"
- •"THIS SHIT DATES BACK TO SOPHOCLES"
- •"sorry I have so many boyfriends"