5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

  1. 1.
    Here I am channeling ghosts at my Mock Trial Tournament
  2. 2.
    A picture of my dog Duke after he murdered 5 baby birds
  3. 3.
    Here I am at the Washington Monument pretending I am part of the Secret Service
  4. 4.
    A screenshot of Michael Scott on his first day at Dunder Mifflin
  5. 5.
    A picture of a hotel in Virginia that was named after a Confederate General