An Assortment of Embarassment

  1. Falling down the stairs at junior prom.
    I had the awesome idea of sliding down the railing in my dress and heels... everyone saw me eat shit at the bottom.
  2. Dropping a till of money at work.
    Coins bouncing everywhere.
  3. Always, always, always spilling my coffee.
    Also see, stains.
  4. Throwing up at the crepe place.
    I was 17 and drank too much wine for the first time. Yay purple barf!
  5. Not speaking Italian in Italy.
    I was there for 5 months.
  6. Trying to kiss someone who turns you their check.
  7. Tripping in the quad, in pink uggs, in 8th grade.
  8. Getting a black lip from making out with a creepy Italian dude.
    It lasted for a week. Thank god I pull off purple lipstick excellently.
  9. Bleeding though white linen pants at the leaning tower of Pisa.
  10. Making a boy laugh and lose his boner the first time we are about to do it.
  11. Going to the ER because I thought I lost my tampon.
    Blacking out the night before was involved here.
  12. Getting out of my car, ripping my pants down the butt, and not noticing until I've already walked a few blocks.