1. Little kids speaking French
    Especially those wearing glasses
  2. Bread
  3. French womens' effortless swagger
  4. Cute narrow streets
  5. Cheese
  6. Something called Oeuf Cocotte au Fois Gras
    At a restaurant called El Jardin in Montmartre
  7. Chocolate
    In the form of cake, ice cream, candy or croissant filling
  8. Beautiful buildings and monuments
  9. Everyone speaking English
    And also saying things like "oui oui" and "voila!" here and there
  10. Emphasis on life's real pleasures
    Such as carbs, romance, traveling, and sipping something for hours with no place to go