REASONS THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE

  1. Calling customers darling
  2. Calling customers brother
  3. Calling customers love
  4. Taking a half shot of Jameson with us
  5. His fucking headband
  6. Sounding like he permanently has a bite of food stuck halfway down his throat
    Suggested by   @logan_____
  7. He turned off Justin Timberlake
  8. Stupid dancing with arms
  9. "Invest in Love" tat
  10. Referring to himself as "doctor" and bar patrons as "patients." real
    Suggested by   @logan_____
  11. "Seal Beach" blurry-ass tat in the definite "upper pelvis"
    Suggested by   @logan_____