WAYS I'VE TRIED TO DISGUISE MY FARTS

  1. Said loudly, "HAHA DID YOU HEAR MY STOMACH GROWL??!!"
  2. Said loudly, "HAHA DID YOU HEAR MY CHAIR CREAK WEIRD??"
  3. Looked sternly at someone next to me
  4. Opened a jar of pickles
  5. That's it