Current Existential Crises
A fun spin around my headspace!
- •Why do I love even mediocre Woody Allen movies to the point that they are my ideal background noise when I know how terribly problematic he is and should hold him to a higher standard?
- •Why do Starbucks baristas named Nick always have a thing for me? Why is this my niche demographic?
- •Is getting my hormonal iud removed in efforts to fix the insanity it did to my skin worth the return of my period? And can I handle what the majority of women deal with on a month basis after this hormonally induced year of bloodless luxury?
- •Why can't I commit to Stranger Things? Is there something wrong with me that I just don't get the appeal? Will Winona still adopt me?
- •Am I a short hair girl or a long hair girl???
- •How do I put the my endless thoughts into words on a page or more importantly how do I choose the right Moleskine that will convince my I'll put my thoughts into words on its pages?
- •How do I navigate being a serious introvert with an aggressive need to be liked/socially validated/invited to things?
- •Which girl from Girls am I?(Ok I know the answer to this. I'm a very obvious Shoshanna and its fine.)
- •Where will I live when I graduate? Toronto? DC? Chicago? New York? Who the fuck knows!?
- •Why do I insist on buying non-dairy versions of things like ice cream and milk when I'm not vegan/lactose intolerant and definitely eat regular yogurt and cheese? What form of human garbage does this make me?
- •Will I find love again?