- •Someone else's French fries
- •A cookie minutes before dinner
- •Pint of ice cream after you brushed your teeth for the night
- •Roommate's peanut butter stolen in delicate spoonfuls after you've smoothed the surface back to pre-spoonful appearance
- •Entire bread basket at dinner after grandma says "you've hardly eaten anything!"
- •All the frosting on the cake once everyone's left the party
- •Garlic bread salvaged from the trash after you doused it with dish soap as a stand-in for will power