1. I'm the only intern in my department. I think.
  2. I actually don't know anything
  3. I've answered two phone calls from people who assume I know who they are and what I'm doing
  4. My supervisor is at a table read/MIA
  5. I read "the birds" to get a jump start on the mountains of homework I'll have to do tonight
  6. Everyone's talking about the Emmys (which I didn't exactly watch)
  7. I got paid to watch four pilots
  8. Casting is fun