My Favorite Emojis and What I Think They Mean Plus What They Actually Mean

according to emojipedia I am really bad at reading emoji faces.
  1. "you're full of shit" emoji
    General disbelief, skepticism. can be used instead of saying: "yeahhh....riiiight", "nice try, asshole!". "I really don't believe you but okay!". apparently it's actually just a flirty wink.
  2. everything is fucked emoji
    aka Debbie downer emoji. This one I use whenever I feel like being just a tad passive aggressive-- like saying "whatever" when u are pissed but wanna not be so blunt about it. emojipedia says: "A sly smile, often used with a sexual, or smug connotation". oops
  3. "I'm too good for this shit" emoji
    emojipedia describes this one as: Pleasantly content. Happy, but not over the top. Feeling a sense of relief over a situation, or to convey a calm or content state of mind.
  4. extremely worried emoji
    "yikes", "oh god", "oops", "my bad", etc. definitely NOT a smile which (despite me being kind of right according to emojipedia) most people think it is.
  5. "I'm having an anxiety attack but no it's ok I'm fine!!" emoji
    you're freaking out but you are really dead set on not letting anyone know. according to emojipedia this one is called "exercise" emoji. interesting
  6. "I'm about to ruin your life" emoji
    emojipedia: "smiling devil". so, not too far off
  7. "high as fuck" emoji
    apparently it's just a happy cat.
  8. "NO FUCKING WAY!!" emoji
    I like to use this one when someone says something so insane or incredible that I cannot believe it. emojipedia says: A dizzy face, looking sick or confused from being spun around in circles too many times. I mean.... what