Better baby onesies than "I was a mistake"

Yes this onesie is a real thing you can buy. I thought it was terrible and hilarious so I can up with some of my own.
  1. The original...
  2. Crack baby
  3. Prom crasher
  4. Couldn't find a dumpster
  5. Daddy's little cockblock
  6. I ate my twin
  7. Why don't I look like Daddy?
  8. Mommy's little alimony
  9. I wasn't the only one who was premature
  10. I hope I was switched at birth
  11. See you in juvie!
  12. The pill only works if you use it properly
    This one is just meant to be informative. You're welcome.