Top Things Baby's Get Away With That I Can Barely Get Away With

  1. Crying when I'm hungry
  2. Sleeping in my daddy's lap
  3. Curling up in my mommy's lap
  4. Naps
  5. Pretending to be asleep when I pull up to the house so that my dad carries me in
  6. Pretending to not know how to do something so my mom does it for me