1. 1.
    Wonder why it's so hard to wake up before 8:00. Like. So hard.
  2. 2.
    Feel ripped off when there are Oreo minis in your bag that have no filling.
    Look at this nonsense.
  3. 3.
    Irrationally proud if you accomplish anything before lunch time.
    Deciding what to have for lunch doesn't count.
  4. 4.
    Put that one-song Spotify playlist on repeat.
  5. 5.
    Fight the constant urge to nap.
    And most likely lose at least once.
  6. 6.
    Give up and leave early.
    Because Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday exist to allow you to do all the things you didn't do on Monday.