THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE PLAYING CANDY CRUSH

  1. I can't believe they update this app with more levels. There are already way too many levels.
  2. Why am I getting crappy candies that give me crappy combos?
  3. Oh ha. I finished this level with 15 moves to spare. Yesss.
  4. This level is absurd.
  5. This level is also absurd.
  6. That TV ad with the grandma smashing candies using a hammer was pretty funny. But I also was on a plane when I first saw it and therefore easily prone to amusement.
  7. This spin wheel is a total scam. You for sure cannot get the jackpot.
  8. Oh wtf. I didn't want *that* candy to burst.
  9. Why am I playing this. It's a total waste of my life.
  10. IS MY NEXT LIFE READY YET?