THINGS FOR WHICH I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL AMOUNT OF HATRED

Off the top of my head, in no particular order.
  1. 1.
    Mice
    Dead or alive.
  2. 2.
    Blue ink pens.
  3. 3.
    Socks.
    Foot claustrophobia
  4. 4.
    People who - accidentally or on purpose - don't add "ly" to adverbs.
    It's one thing to do it ironically or for a laugh, but 99% of the time, it's not that.
  5. 5.
    Cilantro
    Science tells me my hatred for cilantro actually is rational (I have the cilantro-is-soap gene?), but still.
  6. 6.
    Eggnog
  7. 7.
    The phrase "jump his bones."
    *shudder* Get away from me with that nonsense.
  8. 8.
    Homogeneity in almost any context.
    Gimme diversity! And more of it!
  9. 9.
    An unmade bed.
  10. 10.
    My own dumb self for breaking/losing/destroying ANOTHER set of earbuds.
    Really, Megan? REALLY?