30 THINGS TO DO MY 30TH YEAR (OPEN TIL COMPLETED)

Now that the quarter-life crisis is behind us...
  1. 1.
    Skydive
  2. 2.
    Visit Toronto
  3. 3.
    Get my next tattoo
    "Deus ex machina" because I love douchey literary tattoos
  4. 4.
    Get engaged
    Don't tell Cat.
  5. 5.
    Psychedelics
  6. 6.
    Go glamping
    Mostly because I like saying "glamping."
  7. 7.
    Attempt skiing
    Without having a panic attack!
  8. 8.
    Turn my phone off for a whole weekend
  9. 9.
    Publish a new essay
    ...write a new essay first?
  10. 10.
    Make my mini schnauzer Instagram famous
    Because look at her!!
  11. 11.
    Master DBT
  12. 12.
    Ziplining
  13. 13.
    Hot air balloon ride