INITIAL MORNING THOUGHTS

In order of appearance, wake-up time 9am
  1. Is a man period a real thing?
    Wiki: irritable man syndrome; April turns out is the end of the mating season and lowest testosterone levels
  2. Mountain Dew paintings! Cool.
  3. There is sand all over my comforter, tracked from my Tevas
  4. Will I be able to swim if I go to the Bonaventure and sneak into the pool area, or will the security guard try to throw me out like the last time? It's been a while.
  5. Chris Kraus is a genius, and the prison system is so fucked.
  6. Do your dishes.
  7. Laundry still in the dryer...