Best One Liners to Mess With Your Kids Head
All in jest, but if you can't mess with your kid your missing out on some good fun. Plus they keep you up at night!
- •No honey...that's the floor and that's the ceiling.
- •Sorry! That food will never come off you.
- •Well everyday the night eats the sun and then throws it up the next morning
- •Why can't you find your socks? Sock monsters
- •It's a fact honey. I'm never, ever wrong
- •Yep Dad is a superhero. I can fly and everything. If you want to join me one day you have to keep your room clean.