A Few Facts About Me

  1. I'm actually a doctor. Okay, I have a PhD but I can use the title of Dr. Judy Smith.
  2. I have lived in the South my enter life.
  3. I secretly have a mental list (so there is no concrete evidence) of people I'd like to stab--people that have wronged me in same fashion or have hurt the ones I love. Doesn't everyone have a stab list?
  4. I can cross my legs twice.
  5. I am the only child in my family with brown eyes. Hmmmm, makes me kinda wonder about my mom.
  6. I began my journalism career in sports.
  7. I also wrote about agriculture although I had no clue what I was writing about.
  8. I'm secretly an exotic dancer. Oh, who am I kidding. That's hardly true.
  9. I have been to Graceland 5 times.
  10. One of my favorite John Mayer songs is "Your Body Is a Wonderland," but I have yet to see him perform it live--even when I asked him to before the concert. Could I at least see it live before I die? Hint, hint.
  11. I am the tallest of my family. Which makes me wonder again about my mom.