Things my boss says that make me laugh and sometimes leave me confused.
My boss is a great guy and the best manager I have ever worked for, but he still leaves me confused sometimes when he talks about himself.
- •The only man to ever kick my ass was my dad. (We all know it was his mom.)
- •I had to have day surgery performed today. I had to get a cool reduction. (Maybe a little heat reduction in the cranium too?)
- •Have you ever met a lion? (What?)
- •You can do whatever you want on your last day here. (Is that your way of saying I’m fired?)
- •In reference to the lion again. What would you do if a lion walked in right now? (I’d get the f*&% out)
- •I got sweet hands. (How many donuts have you had today Mr. Ken?)