Things my boss says that make me laugh and sometimes leave me confused.

My boss is a great guy and the best manager I have ever worked for, but he still leaves me confused sometimes when he talks about himself.
  1. The only man to ever kick my ass was my dad. (We all know it was his mom.)
  2. I had to have day surgery performed today. I had to get a cool reduction. (Maybe a little heat reduction in the cranium too?)
  3. Have you ever met a lion? (What?)
  4. You can do whatever you want on your last day here. (Is that your way of saying I’m fired?)
  5. In reference to the lion again. What would you do if a lion walked in right now? (I’d get the f*&% out)
  6. I got sweet hands. (How many donuts have you had today Mr. Ken?)