1. The one where my dad fell asleep inside Disneyland's Country Bear Jamboree
    This went from a harrowing tale of search and rescue to a one liner that gets the occasional chuckle.
  2. The one about how the owner of the pizza shop I worked at threw a calzone at me
    Seems like literally everyone has had some variation of this happen to them?
  3. The one about how I found the most giant poop in the girls bathroom at Richardson Middle School with NO TOILET PAPER in the bowl.
    Meg Sulley - I know that was you.
  4. The one about when Mrs. Fremont farted in class.
  5. What I did on my summer vacation
    Don't get those anymore.