WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U GO 2 THE NAIL SPA MID DAY

All the normals are working but I have an extra long lunch break so...
  1. Lady just pulled a jar of flinstone gummy vitamins out of her purse and ate two handfuls
  2. Old man with 10 gallon cowboy hat asks to look at the nail polish colors but ends up going with clear coat
  3. Girl with Louis V bag doesn't have enough cash so calls her husband to drive some money over
  4. Woman on phone explains to person on the other end, "this is why god invented lexapro."
  5. Chick doing my nails getting very pissed I'm writing this list instead of letting top coat dry