1. "Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
  2. "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."
  3. "I never thought I'd say this but can I go work now?"
  4. "L: Listen, R, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It's either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm. R: No. I only have a few left, I've been saving them for later."
  5. "Just c'mon. What would it mean to you, that sentence - 'I haven't seen Evil Dead II, yet? ..."