1. "An ass that won't quit"
  2. Billy Mays
  3. Dick Cheney
  4. Lunesta TV commercials
  5. What a 'taint' is
  6. The Three-Fifths Compromise
  7. The reasons behind Britney Spears shaving her own head
  8. Racial bias on the SAT
  9. Rush Limbaugh
  10. My intense hatred of Prairie Home Companion
  11. Why Coors is Nazi beer
  12. The precise legal competencies of the US Marshals