Great Lies of Adulthood

  1. There's someone out there for everyone.
  2. Your parents did the best they could.
  3. People get paid to go to grad school.
  4. Shampoos have unique qualities and it matters which one you use.
  5. The check is in the mail.
  6. Once we were grown up, my siblings and I became the best of friends.
  7. The glycemic index of food really matters.