1. "I'm gonna move to Canada..."
    Their immigration policy is different than you assume it is.
  2. It costs $2,350 to renounce your US citizenship.
  3. I miss Mexican food like I would miss a hand.
    No substitute.
  4. Ranch dressing, man.
  5. Get prepared to explain and feel bad for everything.
    Well, you can always hit back. Even the Swiss.
  6. Nobody else has screen doors or windows.
    They don't have fewer bugs. They just don't seem to care.
  7. If your parents come from two different religions, races, or ethnic groups, learn not to mention it.
    It's bad in the US, but worse other places.