Favorite Jungle Cruise Jokes
- •"Up on your left you'll see Inspiration Falls. They call it that because the more you stare at it, the more it inspires you to go... Deeper and deeper into the jungle that is"
- •"And here we have our sandstone formation. I like to point it out because a lot of people take it for granite. It's one of our boulder attractions"
- •"Up ahead we have Switzer Falls, named after the famous explorer, Dr. Albert... Falls"
- •"On the left we have Trader Sam, our head salesman of the jungle. Lately sales have been shrinking, so he's offering a deal: two of his heads for one of yours. Come on, any way you slice it or dice it you're gonna come out a head"