1. "Jar Jar" Abrams
  2. "Jingle Jolly" Abrams
  3. "Jack or Jill" Abrams
    Maybe his parents didn't want to know his sex but still wanted to get the name out of the way. Or maybe they are masturbation enthusiasts, who knows?
  4. "Jelq Jelq" Abrams
  5. "Jello Jar" Abrams
  6. "John John" Abrams
  7. "Jeffrey Jacob" Abrams
  8. "Jumping Jack" Abrams
  9. "Jack John" Abrams