PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO BE FOR A DAY

  1. Any person who danced on Soul Train. If I could have that much funk in my stride for even a fleeting moment, I wouldn't need anything else from this world.
  2. The guy with the scarred face that is generally a side character in historical action movies (Gladiator, Braveheart, etc.). His scars make him easily recognizable, and it seems like he will always have your back. No matter how many Romans or English antagonists want to take your life, he doesn't give two shits. I admire that.
  3. Wilson, from Castaway. Despite the perpetual panic driven outbursts that Tom Hanks' character brings forth, Wilson is perpetually serene.
  4. Woody Harrelson. He's never not high.