CELEBRITIES WHO ARE HIDING A MIND-CONTROLLING SQUID UNDER THAT HAT [#MAKELISTWEIRDAGAIN]

  1. Nicole Kidman
  2. Sasha Obama
  3. The Queen
  4. Niall Horan
  5. Boy George
  6. Zendaya
  7. Carly Rae Jepsen
    E•MO•TION B-SIDE OUT NOW.
  8. Pharell
  9. Ashton Kutcher
  10. Peter Sarsgaard and/or Maggie Gyllenhaal
  11. Rihanna
  12. Johnny Depp
  13. Demi Lovato
  14. Mary-Kate Olsen
    (Ashley doesn't know)
  15. Pillsbury Dough Boy
  16. TRUST. NO ONE.