1. Have a moment where you think "This would make a good anecdote."
  2. So you word it perfectly in your head
  3. And wait for a natural moment to interject it
  4. And then you say it
  5. And it's like so stupid and why is this a joke
  6. And no one laughs
  7. Or even worse, it spontaneously combusts into a conversation of confused questions and you just wish you never said it and hide in a corner
  8. Because it happens to me a lot
  9. But I get over it because embarrassment is a useless feeling 👊🏻💥🚀💫