1. Susan Sarandon as Cady Heron
    "I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."
  2. Goldie Hawn as Karen Smith
    "Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"
  3. Christine Baranski as Gretchen Wieners
    "I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Streudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
  4. Jessica Lange as Regina George
    "Boo, you whore."
  5. Harrison Ford as Aaron Samuels
    "Your face smells like peppermint."
  6. Derek Jacobi as Damian
    "Oh my God, Danny Devito, I love your work!"
  7. Helen Mirren as Janis Ian
    "I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big, LESBIAN crush on you! Suck on that!"
  8. Vanessa Redgrave as Ms. Norbury
    "Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?"
  9. Sidney Poitier as Mr. Duvall
    "I will keep you here till four!"
  10. Betty White as Mrs. George
    "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
  11. Craig T Nelson as Glen Coco