1. Susan Sarandon as Cady Heron
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    "I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."
  2. Goldie Hawn as Karen Smith
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    "Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"
  3. Christine Baranski as Gretchen Wieners
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    "I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Streudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."
  4. Jessica Lange as Regina George
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    "Boo, you whore."
  5. Harrison Ford as Aaron Samuels
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    "Your face smells like peppermint."
  6. Derek Jacobi as Damian
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    "Oh my God, Danny Devito, I love your work!"
  7. Helen Mirren as Janis Ian
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    "I am so sorry, Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big, LESBIAN crush on you! Suck on that!"
  8. Vanessa Redgrave as Ms. Norbury
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    "Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?"
  9. Sidney Poitier as Mr. Duvall
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    "I will keep you here till four!"
  10. Betty White as Mrs. George
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    "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
  11. Craig T Nelson as Glen Coco
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