NON-SEXUAL THINGS THAT THRILL ME SEXUALLY

  1. Crunchy leaves
  2. Being disrespected by the Taco Bell drive-thru employee
  3. Solange's hair
  4. Pimple-popping videos
    I know.
  5. Rave reviews for Rooney Mara in anything
  6. Intervals of 5
  7. Mozzarella sticks
  8. Dawn
  9. A fresh Sharpie
  10. "Enlightened" monologues
  11. Chunky snowflakes
  12. The Oscar race
  13. Unfriending/unfollowing people from high school on social media
  14. Nail art