SOMETHING A CUSTOMER SAID TO ME

I work at a pizza place, makin' that dough (i'm sorry)
  1. She was ordering a pizza and I asked if she wanted it thin crust or regular, and she said "probably regular, that's what guys usually like, right?"
  2. Like…
  3. What about having a penis makes me want more bread?
  4. Since when is it feminine to have less bread?
  5. Just imagine: she brings home a thin crust pizza and a bunch of man-cave dwellers lose their shit because it's slightly thinner than the normal one. To compensate for this indecent stab at their masculinity, they suddenly cultivate a full-grown beard, chug a few beers, mow the lawn, and save their family from a bear.
  6. Can we stop associating FOODS with GENDER??