THE TELEVISION CHARACTER I AM, THE ONE I WANT TO BE, AND THE ONE I'LL PROBABLY BE
Inspired by @MatthewAlmont
- •The One I Am- Liz LemonSexually inactive, slobby, probably not as good of a writer as I think, tries too hard to have it all, doesn't really try to put myself out there, glasses. It's all there with none of the charm and all of the stress.
- •The One I Want to Be- SpongeBob SquarepantsPositive, perky, good at his job and loving it, best friends with an idiot, goes on adventures and finds time for his hobbies, doesn't care about money, one of the few TV protagonists that is the best part of the show.
- •The One I'll Probably Be- Billy Eichner in any form of mediaHot-tempered, constantly on the edge of screaming and collapsing into a tantrum/breakdown, sassy as heck, loud-mouthed, weathered-down capacity for bullshit, gay, pop-culture-obsessed, overreacting and best friends with female comedians is both my dream and destiny.