1. Grown adults who don't know basic phone etiquette
  2. Guys on Match.com who don't use proper punctuation
  3. Bad driving skills (in others, obviously)
  4. Women oohing and aahing over baby clothes/blankets/accessories (how did I not get that gene? PS not sorry I don't have it)
  5. The word "aesthetic" in almost any context
  6. The use of the word "service" as a verb
  7. Excessive giggliness in women my age
  8. Grown men who flirt just to flirt