CUTE THINGS BABYS DO THAT IF THEY WERE ADULTS WOULD GET THEM PROBABLY ARRESTED

As my son peed on me as I changed his diaper I thought "how cute". But I also thought if he wasn't a baby but a grown ass man and he peed on me I would probably fight him! Here are some other things
  1. Poop on themselves or me or our wall (true story)
  2. Pee on themselves or in cases of boys pee like a fountain straight in the air every time diaper comes off
  3. Scream non stop every time their tired
  4. Stick anything they can grab in their mouth
  5. Spit up half of their food at each meal