Memorable Bad Dates

I don't like dating, so I haven't had many dates. Here's what I got so far. Others to be added as I slowly begin to realize I need to date more.
  1. Not a bad date, more like a bad boyfriend in general. He insisted his middle name was "Magic", believed he was a Lycan, and made me drink what I believe was watered down Vaseline so I could also be a Lycan. This was the year before high school.
  2. Recently, I went on a date with a guy I really didn't like in the first place. We went to Buca and had a very awkward photo op where the photographer asked if my date could kiss me on the cheek, and I shut him down immediately. He also spent the date trash-talking any Rocky Horror live show that wasn't his own that he directs. 👎🏼
  3. I was a freshman in high school, and I had a boyfriend for about 3 months. He was feeling sad, so I suggested he pick me up and we go see a movie. We saw the movie Remember Me with Robert Pattinson, which ends with 9/11, and my BF cried. It was a fine date, but I remember that it was raining that day and later that night I broke up with him.