How I Feel About the New Harry Potter Book

  1. The story is over
  2. Please stop
  3. I guess the general public is just gonna let Jo ruin this
  4. Everyone I love is already dead
  5. I did not ask for this
  6. Jo could totally do prequels until she's blue in the face but Jesus Christ just leave Harry alone already
  7. This is a dead horse
  8. Stop digging up the dead horse
  9. Definitely stop beating the dead horse
  10. Pottermore was the limit
  11. That is QUITE ENOUGH ROWLING
  12. She's only writing this to kill off any remaining beloved characters that slipped through her manic slaying of everyone else we loved
  13. She's definitely going to kill off Luna
  14. This feels SO UNNECESSARY