I have been literally living in denial that I need repairmen for things
  1. The washer drain line underneath the slab the house is built on
    Because it is rusted shut
  2. The wiring in the bathroom
    Because I have been using a desk lamp with a clamp fixed to the actual light fixture for lighting for two years
  3. The climate controlled air conditioner
    Because last summer I used a window unit and paid so much extra money on my utility bill
  4. Ceiling fan remotes
    Because they have been on constantly for four years because the remotes quit working and we can't turn them off