HOW TO TELL IF UR GAY
Guaranteed to be accurate or your money back
- •You think Kristen Stewart is either bi or gayYou would risk your life on that belief as well
- •You listen to Tegan and Sara even though you know they aren't that good
- •You have seen every episode of the L WordYou're especially gay if you've seen every episode even though you HATED it.
- •You only see girls in a roomI probably have seen a boy about 50 times today. But there's no real way to know.
- •You catch yourself wondering who is the Ellen and Portia in the relationshipI'm always the Ellen.
- •You're gay-dar is always onOr at least on standby.
- •Hoping every girl with short hair you see is gayAnd not a random str8 with a "bold" hairstyle.
- •You find yourself putting your fingers inside everythingEven silly putty.
- •Meet a straight girl and automatically create a formula on how to turn her(Pure luck x vulnerability) / time = success
- •You find yourself owning more snapbacks than your brother
- •You've spent over 2 hours watching RoseEllenDix on YouTube.On purpose.
- •Your ring finger is longer than your index fingerThere is no scientific data for this. But there should be. I'm applying for grant funding next fall.