REASONS WHY MY DOG AND I ARE THE SAME
She's a mini dachshund named Zooey after Mrs. Deschanel
- •She's tiny, low to the ground.I'm 5'0 so we're basically the same size
- •We're bubbly and clumsy
- •We love to take napsTogether especially
- •She is a afraid of fat menI'm more grossed out. Maybe it's the same thing.
- •We love passive boysAnd the more feminine, the better!
- •We love to sniff thingsI sniff her, she sniffs me, it's all good.
- •She loves to chewI chew. I chew. I chew.
- •We both love small spaces.Gives us warmth
- •I get this feminist vibe from her
- •She's so cuddly its insane.Cuddling is my favorite thing to do.
- •We both have mental clocks set for 7:10 am
- •She's a sausage dogAnd I love me a mild Italian sausage
- •She loves being on people's lapsI love laps.
- •She's the best, and so am I. That's why we're perfect for each other
- •She thinks sneaky but everyone seesShe "hides" her bone. I "hide" my illegalities
- •We always put someone else's happiness over our personal desiresYou can see it in her eyes