WHAT 1 1/2 SEMESTERS OF COLLEGE TAUGHT ME

Here at FSU
  1. How to comfort yourself
  2. How to be comfortable in your own company
  3. Everyone is just as lonely as you are
    It's written all over their face
  4. That I have no idea what to do with my life
    And why does everyone convince me that I have to decide now?
  5. You're not as good at that as you thought you were
    WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING GOOD AT THAT?
  6. Growing up low class in an upper class environment is really significant once again
  7. Boys aren't as hot as your brain told you they'd be
  8. Weed unmotivates you
    Smoke responsibly