Fireworks on a Weekday
Or as some would call this, "Independence Day" or the "Fourth of July" 😁 (sorry I thought I published this yesterday!)
- •The same group of houses have been lighting their loudest fireworks for at least two hours
- •They keep making car alarms go off
- •How much money are y'all spending on these damn fire sticks
- •Why is this legal??
- •When did sparklers and poppers become not enough??
- •Honestly these loud noises give this nervous little snowflake the jitters
- •I'm sorry does no one work in the morning??? Am I just that crabby old lady now???
- •Yeah they're "pretty" but so are models and we don't light their butts on fire
- •Anyways enjoy your 4th everybody exercise dat freedom to light off your loud AF death rockets 🇱🇷