Or as some would call this, "Independence Day" or the "Fourth of July" 😁 (sorry I thought I published this yesterday!)
  1. The same group of houses have been lighting their loudest fireworks for at least two hours
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  2. They keep making car alarms go off
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  3. How much money are y'all spending on these damn fire sticks
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  4. Why is this legal??
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  5. When did sparklers and poppers become not enough??
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  6. Honestly these loud noises give this nervous little snowflake the jitters
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  7. I'm sorry does no one work in the morning??? Am I just that crabby old lady now???
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  8. Yeah they're "pretty" but so are models and we don't light their butts on fire
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  9. Anyways enjoy your 4th everybody exercise dat freedom to light off your loud AF death rockets 🇱🇷
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